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  • I feel like that medical weed be laced 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • Legal drug deals yay

  • Stay stoned people…..this is going to go well.

  • MISSOURI POT FARMER VOTE SONG $$

    I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot

    You better believe it held a whole lot.

    I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame

    Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.

    I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes

    They did nothing but give me regrets.

    My mom had arthritis could not walk around

    I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.

    I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack

    After I smoked some to me it came back.

    Soon I decided prices were high

    I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.

    I bargained for seeds from smokers all around

    Got in my truck and drove out of town.

    I walked through the woods where wild birds nest

    Found me the meadow I thought was the best.

    I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds

    Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.

    I watered at night with a five-gallon pail

    Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.

    Seven months went by; I thought I would die

    Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.

    At night I went out, in a camouflage suit

    Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.

    I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.

    Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.

    I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags

    Called all my friends and passed out free drags.

    In less than a week my crop was gone

    I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!

    By Kansas City Poet Tom Zart

    Google = Most Published Poet On The Web

    Tom’s 1,650 Poems Are Free To Share!

  • 👆👆look up that handle my plug got all psychedelic drugs shrooms,dmt,lsd,meds,gummies,THC,CBD 🍀.💊🍫🍄….

  • But you will lose your shirts as everyone will sell weed but only you will tax it. We have 20 or so legal recreational stores in Nj since last year when this became a reality and they charge tax. We have hundreds of mom and pops grocery stores and gas stations and every other kind of store selling it untaxed. They had it at my Bait and tackle store,,''buy a dozen nightcrawlers for 260$ and get a free gifted 1/2 ounce of your choice''

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